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TOGETHERNESS BUNDLES

YOU CAN’T CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY. BUT YOU CAN CHOOSE TENDERNESS.

Buckle up, chef! You’re about to express some mother-effing gratitude with all your next of kin. So take a drink of something spicy and arm yourself with these thick, succulent, plant-meat bundles. Guaranteed to please even the most ravenous thanksgiving crowd.


🦃 ONE O’CLOCK BUZZ — 6x Filets + 2x Ribs (feeds 8-10)

🎈THE MACY’S DAY PARADE — 12x Filets + 2x Ribs + 2x Meaty Meat: Pork (feeds 14-16)

🫃🏻THE JOHN CANDY — 12x Filets + 4x Ribs + 4x Meaty Meat: Pork-ish (feeds 22-30)

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BundlesOne O'Clock Buzz

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

(OF LOVE)

One O'Clock Buzz

One O'Clock Buzz

6x Filets + 2x Ribs
$100 $129
The Macy's Day Parade

The Macy's Day Parade

12x Filets + 2x Ribs + 2x Meaty Meat: Pork
$160 $212
The John Candy

The John Candy

12x Filets + 4x Ribs + 4x Meaty Meat: Pork
$200 $304

BRING THAT BIG MEAT ENERGY TO THE TABLE

Don’t bring down the mood with rubbery mock roasts or tragic nut logs... Bring the f#%$%*g house down with some thick, juicy, unfathomably tender whole-cuts.

OMNIVORE SHMOMNIVORE

Serving a mixed-diet crowd? Fear not! The benefit of BME (big meat energy) is you can serve our plant-meats to the most blood-thirsty of meat lovers and the most angelic of vegans. We’re all about togetherness—and so are our meats.

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