FOOD SERVICE

PLANT-MEATS WORTHY OF THE CHEF

Plant-based whole cuts already have an eager audience. Now, they need a stage. If you run a food joint or small-ish store and want to dazzle your customers with an elevated plant-based experience, you can acquire our meaty marvels on the link below. If you wanna order massive amounts, hit our sales email here.

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Experience the presentation

For the first time in plant-based, you have full creative control

Our meats perform like whole-muscle across cooking methods. This allows you to play with plant-based cuts and styles that were impossible until now.

The wonderful world of whole cuts

Fresh, fast, and always funky

Recipes from our collection

Find the perfect meal based on cut, cuisine, or occasion in our searchable library of nutritious yet naughty recipes.

Find what’s for dinner
Cider Braised Loin

Cider Braised Loin

With Aromatic Herbs, Vegetables, and Apples
Caramelized Onion Gravy

Caramelized Onion Gravy

With Thick-Cut Filet
Cranberry Glazed Plant-Based Ribs

Cranberry Glazed Plant-Based Ribs

With Maple Syrup and Ginger
Marbles and Kimchi Fried Rice

Marbles and Kimchi Fried Rice

with Tofu, Vegetables and Juicy Meaty Meat Chunks
Find what’s for dinner

Temptingly served since 2020

Tender cuts from the Surreal Kitchen

Thick-Cut Filet
Thick-Cut Filet
Thick-Cut Filet
Thick-Cut Filet
Thick-Cut Filet
On Sale from $64.99
Quick & easy steak night, lunches, or naughty brunches. 
The perfect indulgence for protein aficionados.
On Sale
$64.99
Whole-Cut Loin
Whole-Cut Loin
Whole-Cut Loin
Whole-Cut Loin
Whole-Cut Loin
Whole-Cut Loin
On Sale from $59.99
Family gatherings. Fancy parties. Or epic Sunday meal-prep.
 The loin is a kitchen staple for your weekly rituals.
On Sale
$59.99
Kinda Salmon
Kinda Salmon
Kinda Salmon
Kinda Salmon
Kinda Salmon
On Sale from $65.99
Rich, bold, and meaty, this succulent, substantial slab of fish demands a place in your protein rotation.
On Sale
$65.99 $75.96
Kinda Cod
Kinda Cod
Kinda Cod
Kinda Cod
Kinda Cod
On Sale from $65.99
The plant-based cod filet of your dreams. Delicate. Subtle. And flakier than a damn croissant.
On Sale
$65.99 $75.96
Succulent Gift Card
Succulent Gift Card
From $50.00
$50.00

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