Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs

Sweet. Spicy. Recklessly limited.

2 Racks

$34 per rack

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In thine hands rests not merely a food, but a temporary escape from behaving responsibly.

These Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs begin with sweetness. A generous lacquer of vegan honey draped over juicy, bone-in ribs. Then comes the heat. Not immediately. That would be too civilized. It creeps in slowly, lingers politely, then overstays its welcome in the most delightful way possible.

The ribs themselves are our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"

Yes. You can.

Made from plant protein, packed with flavor, and designed to be picked up with both hands. No delicate knife work. No performative table manners. Just sticky fingers, questionable restraint, and a dinner that demands participation.

Now, this is a limited drop. A very limited drop. When they're gone, they're gone. No secret warehouse. No second batch. No dramatic comeback tour.

Just a fleeting moment in culinary history, glazed in vegan honey and kissed by chili.

Some call that poor inventory planning.

We call it romance.

⚖️1 Rack = 12oz (340g) (There's four ribs per pack!)

Ingredients

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (22%), Marinade (10%) (Vegan Honey Alternative (Fructose, Dextrose, Water, Natural Flavors, Gluconic Acid, Dried Sea Buckthorn Extract), Chili Pepper, Salt), Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Natural Flavors, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Salt, Apple Extract, Vitamin B12.

CONTAINS: SOY

Nutrition

Serving size: 6 oz (170g)

Calories 390, Total Fat 10g (13% DV), Saturated Fat 0g (0% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 650mg (28% DV), Total Carbohydrate 29g (11% DV), Dietary Fiber 8g (29% DV), Total Sugars 16g, Includes 14g Added Sugars (28% DV), Protein 30g (60% DV), Vitamin D 0mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg (0% DV), Iron 6.12mg (35% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (70% DV).

The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Servings per container: 2.

Shipping

When will my order ship:

After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂

How is the product shipped?

We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.

Storage

You can store your Bone-in Ribs in the freezer and eat them within 12 months. Once thawed, keep them refrigerated and use within 3 days of opening. If left unopened in the refrigerator, they can be stored for 21 days.

Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs

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Sweet first. Spicy later. Regret never. Glazed in vegan honey, lacquered to perfection. Yes, the bones are edible. No, we're not joking. Limited Edition Batch. When they're gone, they're folklore.

Gear Patrol

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The Manual

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Mens Health

A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.

The Verge

To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.

CNET

Shockingly close to real meat.

The Independent

Feels like a premium product.

30g

Complete Protein Per Serving

Rich in

iron (35% DV) & B12 (70% DV)

29% DV

Dietary Fiber per Serving

NO SAD BITES,

Dry Moments,
or pointless chews.

The sweetheart with a criminal record

Most spicy foods introduce themselves by punching you in the mouth.

Not these ribs.

First comes the vegan honey. Sticky, glossy, sweet enough to earn your trust. Then the chili arrives fashionably late and quietly takes control of the evening.

The result is a slow-burning sweet-heat experience that feels less like dinner and more like a series of increasingly excellent decisions.

The bones are real. The idea was questionable.

At some point, somebody asked whether plant-based ribs could have edible bones.

A sensible person would have changed the subject.

Instead, we spent years making it happen.

The result is a rack of ribs that asks to be picked up, torn apart, and shared. No delicate plating required. Just juicy meat, edible bones, and the rare satisfaction of eating something that feels slightly impossible.

Progress often begins as a terrible idea.

Gone means gone, honey.

These are not "limited" in the way every seasonal product mysteriously returns six months later.

We produced one batch.

These are the only Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs that will ever exist. Once the final box leaves the freezer, this flavor retires from public life and becomes the sort of thing people mention wistfully in comment sections.

If you've been waiting for a sign, this is probably it.

The ribs are hot.

The supply is not.

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