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ORDERS PLACED AFTER 12/16 MAY NOT BE FULFILLED UNTIL 2025

HOLIDAY BUNDLES

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QuantityCONSIDERABLY MERRY


❄️ Adequately Cheerful

(2x Filets + 1x Loin + 1x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 11 loved ones.


🛷 Considerably Merry

(2x Loins + 2x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 18 loved ones.



☃️ Excessively Jolly

(8x Filets + 2x Loins + 2x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 26 loved ones.




🚀 NOTE: We have limited stock until 01/01/2025. The sale will go until 12/15/2024 or until we sell out!

Greetings! If you’re new to Marbles’ Meatomatic Universe, here’s a rundown of all our products. 

 

🍖  BABY RIBS (1 rack = 12oz)
The juicier, sexier, more nutritious version of the world’s first plant-based ribs with bones. Baby Ribs feature our new clean label recipe with more protein and fewer ingredients. Will demolish the hunger of 2 people with ease.


🥩 THICK-CUT FILET (1 box = 2x 4oz steaks)
The meaty medallion that made plant-based steak a thing. Lush marbling, buttery mouthfeel, and rich crust ensure a pleasant outer crisp while the center stays supple and juicy. Feeds 2 ravishing individuals.

🥩 WHOLE-CUT LOIN (1 loin = 1.67lbs)

The endlessly versatile ‘Loin’ can do just about anything. Slice it, chunk it, shred it, or roast it whole. Ranked among the year's Top 100 Products by Gear Patrol. Feeds 6-7 loved ones.


🍖 BABY RIBS


INGREDIENTS: WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, VITAMIN B12. CONTAINS: SOY.

Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150 g):
Calories 330, Total Fat 16g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 720mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Iron 5.9mg (35%), Vitamin B12 1.88 mcg (80% DV).



🥩 WHOLE-CUT LOIN


INGREDIENTS: WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12. CONTAINS: SOY.


Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113g): Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).



🥩🥩 THICK-CUT FILET


INGREDIENTS: WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12. CONTAINS: SOY.


Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113g): Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).


*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

When will my order ship?


After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂



How is the product shipped?


We ship the product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.



How to store Marbles meats properly?


Whole-Cut Loin: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 21 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months


Thick-Cut Filet: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 18 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months.


Baby Ribs: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 21 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months.


*Once opened: All of our products should be eaten within three days.


>20g

protein

per serving

preservatives

Rich in

Iron (30% DV)

B12 (80% DV)

100%

non-GMO

ingredients

25-50% DV

dietary fiber

per serving

Juicy

AS

F#@%CK


THE PLANT-BASED MAIN
YOU’VE BEEN MISSING


I shan’t disparage the humble Nut Loaf. Nor the well-meaning mushroom Wellington. But nuts and mushrooms are not main courses, unless you’re a deer-person.



This year, crown your holiday feast with glistening, thick, juicy centerpieces that leave the whole squad feeling fat and happy.

MINUS THE
HOURS OF TOIL


With Marbles, you don’t have to slave for ages or be a pro in the kitchen to achieve heavenly results. Just apply your favorite spices, cook 15 - 30 min, and bask in the glory of culinary Valhalla.*



*Until you do the dishes. There are still dishes in Valhalla.


They won’t leave you speechless, but...

HOLIDAY BUNDLES

SPREAD THE LOVE. TASTE THE JUBILATION

SOLD OUT

QuantityCONSIDERABLY MERRY

❄️ Adequately Cheerful

(2x Filets + 1x Loin + 1x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 11 loved ones.


🛷 Considerably Merry

(2x Loins + 2x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 18 loved ones.



☃️ Excessively Jolly

(8x Filets + 2x Loins + 2x Baby Ribs)
Feeds 26 loved ones.

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