Baby Ribs

Succulent Plant-Based Ribs

FRESH CUTS ARRIVE 2/15.

PRE-ORDER & GET 2X FREE Filets.

To celebrate our long-awaited re-stock, we’re adding 2x free filets to orders over $120.

Pre-order before 2/15!

In 2023, we released the world’s first plant-based ribs with bones. Thousands of home chefs praised and/or spanked us with their comments. But the sentiment was clear: they wanted a recipe with no thickeners or binders, more essential micronutrients, and that same signature Juicy™️ flavor.

 
Brethren and sistren, we give you: Baby Ribs! A compact, updated version of our succulent Bone-In Ribs—made with the cleanest, most nutrient-dense recipe to ever leave the Juicy Marbles Surreal Kitchen—and an even more soulful taste and texture. 



Eat well, my friends.

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12. CONTAINS: SOY.

Nutrition claims: High in protein, high in vitamin B12, high in iron, high in fiber

Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150g):

Calories 320, Total Fat 16g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 720mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Iron 5.9mg (35% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).

*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Pre-Orders placed between 2/1 and 2/15 will be shipped on the week of 2/16

When will my order ship:

After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂

How is the product shipped?

We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.

You can store your Bone-in Ribs in the freezer and eat them within 12 months. Once thawed, keep them refrigerated and use within 3 days of opening. If left unopened in the refrigerator, they can be stored for 21 days.

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Baby Ribs
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32g protein per servingReady in 15 minutesNo thickeners, binders, or preservativesNon-GMO
32g

Complete Protein Per Serving

Rich in

iron (35% DV) & B12 (80% DV)

51% DV

Dietary Fiber per Serving

Juicy

as F%*!CK

It’s all about the bones, baby

Pick them up. Wave them around. And share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.

Fall-off-the-bone Tender in Minutes. Not Hours.

Making gourmet-style pork ribs requires saint-like patience and a high tolerance for failure. But Baby Ribs can be ready in just 15-20 minutes and always come out fork-tender.

Unbelievable Texture

With so much surface to caramelize, Baby Ribs deliver that perfect ratio of crispy, melt-in-your mouth crust and tender, juicy meat.

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