Grillmas Surf & Turf Bundles

CHOOSE YOUR SPF (SANITY PROTECTION FACTOR) AND SAVE UP TO 34% ON A GRILLMAS FEAST!

SPF 30 (MILD SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 16%

$129.99 $154.93

SPF 70 (BROAD SPECTRUM SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 30%

$169.99 $241.90

SPF 1000 (TOTAL SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 34%

$219.99 $330.87

We're halfway through 2026, and it's been a complete assault on the nervous system. HOW ARE WE TO COPE? Well, that's what Grillmas Bundles are for. Three Surf & Turf feasts, sorted by SPF, or Sanity Protection Factor (i.e. how much of your mid-year crisis you're trying to block out). Whether you need a light coat or a full sensory escape, there's a factor matched to the psychological damage this year has wrought.

AND if you spend over $200, we'll throw in a FREE 2-pack of Thick-Cut Filets.

So get in the Grillmas spirit, put some meat under the tree, and take the edge off with a proper feast.

Each bundle contains:

	Beginning	Middle	End
Thick-Cut Filets	4	4	6
Baby-Ribs	1	2	3
Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs	1	2	3
Meaty Meat Pork-ish	2	2	2
Kinda Cod	1	1	1
Kinda Salmon	-	1	1

Ingredients

Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Baby-Ribs Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (26%), NATURAL FLAVORS, SUNFLOWER OIL, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, ZINC GLUCONATE, SODIUM SELENITE, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (22%), MARINADE (10%) (VEGAN HONEY ALTERNATIVE (FRUCTOSE, DEXTROSE, WATER, NATURAL FLAVORS, GLUCONIC ACID, DRIED SEA BUCKTHORN EXTRACT), CHILI PEPPER, SALT), SUNFLOWER OIL, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, NATURAL FLAVORS, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Kinda Cod Ingredients:

MYCOPROTEIN (45%), WATER, MARINADE (9%) (WATER, CANOLA OIL, VINEGAR, SALT, SPICES, STARCH, HERBS, NATURAL FLAVOR), CANOLA OIL, CORN FIBER, METHYLCELLULOSE, CARRAGEENAN, SALT, ALGAL OIL (CONTAINS DHA AND EPA), KONJAC GUM, VITAMINS (PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), FOLIC ACID, CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12)), RAPESEED PROTEIN.

MAY CONTAIN: TRACES OF SOY.

Kinda Salmon Ingredients:

MYCOPROTEIN (28%), SOY PROTEIN EXTRUDATE (WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE), WATER, MARINADE (15%) (WATER, SPICES, CANOLA OIL, WHITE VINEGAR, SALT, STARCH, PAPRIKA EXTRACT, NATURAL FLAVOR), CANOLA OIL, CANOLA PROTEIN, POTATO PROTEIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, KONJAC GUM, METHYLCELLULOSE, SALT, CARRAGEENAN, ALGAL OIL (CONTAINS DHA AND EPA), VITAMINS (PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), FOLIC ACID, CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12)), CITRIC ACID, BETA-CAROTENE.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Nutrition

Thick-Cut Filet

Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113 g), 2 servings per container:
Calories 180, Total Fat 8 g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9 g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 350 mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7 g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20 g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.4 mg (30% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).

Baby Ribs

Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150 g):
Calories 320, Total Fat 16 g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 720 mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17 g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15 g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32 g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.9 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).

Meaty Meat Pork-ish

Nutrition Facts per 6.35 oz (180 g):
Calories 310, Total Fat 12 g (15% DV), Saturated Fat 2.2 g (11% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 880 mg (38% DV), Total Carbohydrate 18 g (7% DV), Dietary Fiber 11 g (39% DV), Total Sugars 3 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 36 g (76% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 6.5 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (90% DV), Zinc (60% DV), Selenium (60% DV).

Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs

Nutrition Facts per 6 oz (170 g), 2 servings per container:
Calories 390, Total Fat 10 g (13% DV), Saturated Fat 0 g (0% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 650 mg (28% DV), Total Carbohydrate 29 g (11% DV), Dietary Fiber 8 g (29% DV), Total Sugars 16 g, Includes 14 g Added Sugars (28% DV), Protein 30 g (60% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 6.12 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (70% DV).

Kinda Cod

Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 190, Total Fat 15 g (19% DV), Saturated Fat 2 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 680 mg (30% DV), Total Carbohydrate 2 g (1% DV), Dietary Fiber 9 g (32% DV), Total Sugars 0 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 7 g (14% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (35% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (45% DV).

Kinda Salmon

Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 230, Total Fat 17 g (22% DV), Saturated Fat 1.8 g (9% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Polyunsaturated Fat 1.2 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 770 mg (33% DV), Total Carbohydrate 7 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 5 g (18% DV), Total Sugars <1 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 13 g (26% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (30% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (40% DV), Omega-3 Fatty Acids 1.3 g (of which DHA 129 mg and EPA 81 mg).

*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Shipping

When will my order ship:

After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂

How is the product shipped?

We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.

Grillmas Surf & Turf Bundles

On Sale from $129.99

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Gear Patrol

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The Manual

Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.

Mens Health

A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.

The Verge

To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.

CNET

Shockingly close to real meat.

The Independent

Feels like a premium product.

Baby Ribs & Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs

These Limited Edition Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs begin with sweetness. A generous lacquer of vegan honey draped over juicy, bone-in ribs. Then comes the heat. Not immediately. That would be too civilized. It creeps in slowly, lingers politely, then overstays its welcome in the most delightful way possible.

The ribs themselves are our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"

Our original Baby Ribs were named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.

Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.

Thick-Cut Filets & Meaty Meat

Our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.

Recently won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.

Our Meaty Meat Pork-osh was voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.

Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.

36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?

Kinda Cod & Kinda Salmon

Delicate, flaky, subtly briny, and suspiciously good with just a little butter and lemon. Kinda Cod is a raw, unseasoned fillet that plays nicely with everything from tacos to curries, chowders, and Sunday dinners.

Some proteins politely blend into the background. Salmon never got that memo. Rich, juicy, and delicately seasoned with pink pepper and lemon, this is the kind of centerpiece that makes the rest of dinner sort itself out.

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