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With its bold, divisive flavor, Salmon dares—nay, provokes—us to love it. Or hate it. You’re a salmon person. Or you’re not a salmon person. There are no in-betweens. Those people blessed with a taste for its earthy, pretentious flavor go through life believing they are superior. Wondering why they must breathe the same air as lesser, non-salmon-people.
Obviously, we’re the former.
Which is why the Marbles Protein Kingdom is proud to welcome its most polarizing subject yet: KINDA SALMON.
A thick, substantial, buttery motherf*#ker, here to elevate your protein rotation—and your social status.
Are you worthy?
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$18.99
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Kinda Salmon (1 Pack)
What you get with Juicy Marbles Kinda Salmon (1 Pack)
If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.
The Manual
Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.
Mens Health
A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.
The Verge
To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.
CNET
Shockingly close to real meat.
The Independent
Feels like a premium product.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.0 / 5 from 13 reviews.
I made the kinda salmon as I used to prepare salmon pre-vegan, with fresh garlic, cayenne pepper and homegrown dill. I cooked it for 10 minutes in the air fryer. Cooking it in a pan would likely be better. I got some vegan cream cheese and bagels so looking forward to trying the leftovers cold like we used to enjoy salmon. Great job!
OK, so I wish that it wasn’t pre-marinated somewhat. The marinade chosen was delicious. Fantastic but it’s harder to switch to a plain salmon with idk a tarragon lemon coconut cream sauce. The actual flavor of the salmon itself was good. It’s not flaky like say Oshi . But it was good. Still fishy texture just no flaking layers
The selections we’ve enjoyed have been amazing!!! My 17 year old really enjoyed the ribs and the salmon the meat too. Your quality is spot on. Thank you for catering to the plant based community!!
I used this to make the viral “salmon sushi bake”, it worked perfectly, I’ve already made it twice it was so good. It’s a good texture, very flaky, and it isn’t overwhelming.
I liked this better than the cod. The cod has kind of a strange texture, the cod is like fish flavored “just eggs”, but the salmon is more similar to actual salmon
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