Togethermess Bundles
The world’s a mess. But at least we’re together, and saving up to 41%
Sweet liver and giblets! Thanksgiving already? Marbles have mercy.
We all know the world’s a mess. And that’s why this year’s bundles are a doozy, folks. Not only were they expertly crafted by our in-house team of dopamine scientists, rigorously tested on our most overworked, hyper-tense, woebegone employees, curing them of all AI-related anxiety...
They also contain our newest holiday centerpiece: GRANNY’S ROAST.
It’s basically a savory, herby, turkey-style version of our Whole-Cut Loin, and it’s a guaranteed crowdpleaser for your Thanksgiving bonanza.
Let the TOGETHERMESS begin!
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Each bundle contains:
| Gobble | Gobble Gobble | Gobble Gobble Gobble | |
| Granny's Roast | - | 1 | 2 |
| Whole-Cut Loin | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Butcher-Minced Bangers | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Thick-Cut Filet | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Baby Ribs | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Kinda Cod | - | - | 1 |
| Kinda Salmon | - | 1 | 1 |
Granny's Roast Ingredients:
Water, soy protein (23%), sunflower oil, textured pea protein, natural flavors, coconut oil, carrageenan, methylcellulose, parsley.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Whole-Cut Loin Ingredients:
Water, soy protein concentrate (28%), red beet juice concentrate (for color), sunflower oil, natural flavors, carrageenan, methylcellulose, cyanocobalamin (vitamin B12).
CONTAINS: SOY.
Butcher-Minced Bangers Ingredients:
Water, sunflower oil, soy protein concentrate, textured pea protein, natural flavors, coconut oil, red beet juice concentrate (for color), carrageenan, methylcellulose, casing (sodium alginate, konjac gum, guar gum, glycerin, sunflower oil, water), cyanocobalamin (vitamin B12).
CONTAINS: SOY.
Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:
Water, soy protein concentrate (27%), sunflower oil, natural flavors, contains 2% or less of: vegetable juice (color), carrageenan, methylcellulose, vitamin B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Baby Ribs Ingredients:
Water, soy protein concentrate (24%), sunflower oil, natural flavors, pea protein isolate, contains 2% or less of: red beet juice concentrate, yeast extract, apple extract, salt, vitamin B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:
Water, soy protein concentrate (26%), natural flavors, sunflower oil, contains 2% or less of: pea protein isolate, red beet juice concentrate, yeast extract, salt, apple extract, zinc gluconate, sodium selenite, vitamin B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Kinda Cod Ingredients:
Mycoprotein (45%), water, marinade (9%) (water, canola oil, vinegar, salt, spices, starch, herbs, natural flavor), canola oil, corn fiber, methylcellulose, carrageenan, salt, algal oil (contains DHA and EPA), konjac gum, vitamins (pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6), folic acid, cyanocobalamin (vitamin B12)), rapeseed protein.
MAY CONTAIN: TRACES OF SOY.
Kinda Salmon Ingredients:
Mycoprotein (28%), soy protein extrudate (water, soy protein concentrate), water, marinade (15%) (water, spices, canola oil, white vinegar, salt, starch, paprika extract, natural flavor), canola oil, canola protein, potato protein, natural and artificial flavors, konjac gum, methylcellulose, salt, carrageenan, algal oil (contains DHA and EPA), vitamins (pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6), folic acid, cyanocobalamin (vitamin B12)), citric acid, beta-carotene.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Granny's Roast
Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150 g), 4 servings per container:
Calories 270, Total Fat 13 g (17% DV), Saturated Fat 3 g (15% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 330 mg (14% DV), Total Carbohydrate 15 g (5% DV), Dietary Fiber 10 g (36% DV), Total Sugars 0 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 28 g (53% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 4.4 mg (24% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV).
Whole-Cut Loin
Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113 g), about 7 servings per container:
Calories 160, Total Fat 4 g (5% DV), Saturated Fat 0.5 g (3% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 560 mg (24% DV), Total Carbohydrate 13 g (5% DV), Dietary Fiber 8 g (29% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 22 g (44% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 3.1 mg (15% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 1.4 mcg (60% DV).
Butcher-Minced Bangers
Nutrition Facts per 2 sausages (90 g), 3 servings per container:
Calories 220, Total Fat 16 g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 3 g (15% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 430 mg (19% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 5 g (18% DV), Total Sugars 1 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 11 g (19% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 1.8 mg (10% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 0.44 mcg (20% DV).
Thick-Cut Filet
Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113 g), 2 servings per container:
Calories 180, Total Fat 8 g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9 g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 350 mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7 g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20 g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.4 mg (30% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).
Baby Ribs
Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150 g):
Calories 320, Total Fat 16 g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 720 mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17 g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15 g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32 g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.9 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).
Meaty Meat Pork-ish
Nutrition Facts per 6.35 oz (180 g):
Calories 310, Total Fat 12 g (15% DV), Saturated Fat 2.2 g (11% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 880 mg (38% DV), Total Carbohydrate 18 g (7% DV), Dietary Fiber 11 g (39% DV), Total Sugars 3 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 36 g (76% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 6.5 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (90% DV), Zinc (60% DV), Selenium (60% DV).
Kinda Cod
Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 190, Total Fat 15 g (19% DV), Saturated Fat 2 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 680 mg (30% DV), Total Carbohydrate 2 g (1% DV), Dietary Fiber 9 g (32% DV), Total Sugars 0 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 7 g (14% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (35% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (45% DV).
Kinda Salmon
Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 230, Total Fat 17 g (22% DV), Saturated Fat 1.8 g (9% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Polyunsaturated Fat 1.2 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 770 mg (33% DV), Total Carbohydrate 7 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 5 g (18% DV), Total Sugars <1 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 13 g (26% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (30% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (40% DV), Omega-3 Fatty Acids 1.3 g (of which DHA 129 mg and EPA 81 mg).
*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
When will my order ship:
After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂
How is the product shipped?
We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.
Inside the Togethermess Bundles
Our signatures
The award winners and the conversation starters. Thick-Cut Filets with lush marbling and a golden crust that forms fast. Baby Ribs with bones you can actually eat, which will cause at least one relative to stare at their plate for a suspiciously long time. A slab of Meaty Meat Pork-ish packing 36 g of protein per serving. Then the Whole-Cut Loin and a batch of Butcher-Minced Bangers, for the ones who show up early and hungry.
The catch, kinda
Kinda Cod is a raw, unseasoned fillet that turns delicate and flaky in the pan and gets suspiciously good with a little butter and lemon. Kinda Salmon shows up already seasoned with pink pepper and lemon, rich and juicy enough to hold its own next to anything else on the table. Nobody had to go fishing.
The centerpiece
Every Thanksgiving needs something to carve with ceremony. Granny’s Roast is the one that lands in the middle of the table, gets sliced while everyone watches, and gets passed around until there’s nothing left to pass. Four servings, 28 g of protein in each, and zero lectures about brining.
What people are saying...
If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.
Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.
A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.
To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.
Shockingly close to real meat.
Feels like a premium product.