Easter Bundles
Save up to 36% this Easter and feed your people
Behold three carefully assembled feasts—each one built around our most impressive whole cuts, and each one guaranteed to make your Easter table the stuff of family legend. Whether you're feeding two or feeding an army, there's a basket with your name on it. Pick your hare. Feed your people. And fulfill your destiny.
Each bundle contains:
| The Lola |
The Roger | The Grand Hare | |
| Thick-Cut Filets | 8 | 10 | 12 |
| Baby-Ribs | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 2 | 2 | 5 |
| Whole-Cut Loin | 0 | 1 | 2 |
Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Whole-Cut Loin Ingredients:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12
Baby-Ribs Ingredients:
WATER,SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE(24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (26%), NATURAL FLAVORS, SUNFLOWER OIL, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, ZINC GLUCONATE, SODIUM SELENITE, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Thick-Cut Filet Nutrition:
Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113g): Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).
Baby Ribs Nutrition per 5.3 oz (150g):
Calories 320, Total Fat 16g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 720mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Iron 5.9mg (35% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Nutrition:
Serving Size: 6.35 oz (180g), Servings Per Container: 1, Calories: 310, Total Fat: 12g (15%), Saturated Fat: 2.2g (11%), Trans Fat: 0g, Cholesterol: 0mg (0%), Sodium: 880mg (38%), Total Carbohydrate: 18g (7%), Dietary Fiber: 11g (39%), Total Sugars: 3g (Includes 0g Added Sugars, 0%), Protein: 36g (76%), Vitamin D: 0mcg (0%), Calcium: 0mg (0%), Iron: 6.5mg (35%), Potassium: 0mg (0%), Vitamin B12: 90%, Zinc: 60%, Selenium: 60%. (60% DV)
When will my order ship:
After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂
How is the product shipped?
We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.
Thick-Cut Filet & Whole-Cut Loin
Our OG Filet recently won ‘Best Meat Alternative’ on Vegan Food & Living.
With the Lola Bundle, get 8x Filets
With the Roger Bundle, get 10x Filets & 1 Whole-Cut Loin
With the Grand Hare Bundle, get 12x Filets & 2 Whole-Cut Loins
Baby-Ribs
Plant-based ribs with edible bones and 32g of protein/serving. Named PETA’s Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023.
Feeds 2-3 people.
With the Lola Bundle, get 2x Baby-Ribs
With the Roger Bundle, get 2x Baby-Ribs
With the Grand Hare, get 2x Baby-Ribs
Meaty-Meat Pork-ish
Voted the ‘Best New Product of 2025’ by Vegan Food & Living, Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.
With the Lola Bundle, get 2x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
With the Roger Bundle, get 2x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
With the Grand Hare Bundle, get 5x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
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Easter Bundles
Save up to 36% this Easter and feed your people
Behold three carefully assembled feasts—each one built around our most impressive whole cuts, and each one guaranteed to make your Easter table the stuff of family legend. Whether you're feeding two or feeding an army, there's a basket with your name on it. Pick your hare. Feed your people. And fulfill your destiny.
Each bundle contains:
| The Lola |
The Roger | The Grand Hare | |
| Thick-Cut Filets | 8 | 10 | 12 |
| Baby-Ribs | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 2 | 2 | 5 |
| Whole-Cut Loin | 0 | 1 | 2 |