Where can I buy the product?

Our products are currently available in the online store.

Which whole cut is best for me?

Do you wish to deploy fancy steak dinners in minutes? Go with the filet. Want ultimate versatility and to feed a lot of people? The Loin is your champion. Need to unshackle yourself from civilized society? Bone-in Ribs shall set you free. But if you seek meat transcending space and time—Meaty Meat will find you.

What is the difference between the loin and filet?

The Loin and the Filet have the same texture and flavour. The Loin is simply bigger and allows you to create different cuts of meat (chunks, slices, flank steaks, etc).

Is your meat 3D printed?

Nope. We use a simple process involving a pinch of Newtonian physics, some beet juice, and a dash of intellectual property that giant giga-corporations would just looove to get their hands on. Hence the cryptic nature of this answer. But no, not 3D printed.

Are your ingredients GMO-free?

Yes.

Are your ingredients organic?

No, however, they adhere to the European Union's strict standards, which require adherence to regulations regarding pesticide use and food safety. While our products may not be certified organic, they comply with these regulations to ensure consumer safety and quality. Additionally, they undergo thorough testing and inspection to meet the standards set forth by European food legislation, providing you with confidence in the integrity of our products.

Are your products Kosher?

I can’t imagine a cooler phrase to use at parties than “Yeah, I’m certifiably Kosher.” But, unfortunately, we can’t use that phrase because we are not kosher (yet).

Are your products gluten-free?

We don't use gluten in our products or in our production. BUT since we don't test every batch for small traces of gluten, they are not certified gluten-free.

What is the shelf life of your products?*

• Whole-cut loin—Unopened and stored in the fridge: 21 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months
• Thick-cut filet: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 18 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months.
• Bone-in ribs: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 21 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months.
• Meaty Meat: Unopened and stored in the fridge: 21 days. Unopened and stored in the freezer: 3 months.

*Once opened: All of our products should eaten within three days.

Can I refreeze the meats?

If your meats are thawed, keep them refrigerated at 24°F — 46°F.

Even if the products arrive chilled, you can store them in the freezer and use them within 3 months.

Is Juicy Marbles healthy?

Juicy Marbles earned the highest possible Nutriscore of A (we’re told that’s a big deal). Perhaps, because it’s…

• packed with essential micronutrients like iron and B12
• high in fiber
• at least 20g of complete protein per serving
• contains zero cholesterol
• low saturated fat

TLDR, Juicy Marbles can be included in a healthy, wholesome diet.

How does Juicy Marbles compare to conventional meat?

50% less fat, no cholesterol, added fiber, the same amount of iron and b12, same sensual pleasure response 🫦

Are you planning to drop the prices?

Although we may appear to be a big, buff, international meat conglomerate, we are still a relatively small outfit. This means we don’t benefit from the same economies of scale huge companies do. That said, we are bent on world domination, and the more we scale, the more we will continue dropping prices.

The products are currently out of stock. When can I expect to be available again?

Our products are usually restocked within a few weeks. Please sign up to either one of our ‘Notify Me’ lists on the product pages or to our Juicy Newsletter to be notified when products come back in stock.

Where can I sign up for the newsletter and promotions?

Please scroll to the bottom of our web page and sign up under “Join the Juicy Newsletter.”

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