General FAQ
Where can I buy the product?
United States
Our products are currently available in the online store.
You can also find us in some smaller shops around the US:
Los Angeles:
- Besties Vegan Paradise
Portland:
- Food Fight! Vegan Grocery
New York:
- The Vegan Grocery Store
- Orchard Grocer
- Lily's Vegan Pantry
Columbus:
- It's All Natural Temple Store
Canada
You can find our products via our partners, Vegan Supply.
You can also find us at:
- Organic Planet Worker Co-op, Winnipeg
If you know we are somewhere that is not listed here, please let us know and write to us at support.us@juicymarbles.com. 🙌
Which whole cut is best for me?
Do you wish to deploy fancy steak dinners in minutes? Go with the filet. Want ultimate versatility and to feed a lot of people? The Loin is your champion. Need to unshackle yourself from civilized society? Bone-in Ribs shall set you free. But if you seek meat transcending space and time—Meaty Meat will find you.
What is the difference between the loin and filet?
The Loin and the Filet have the same texture and flavour. The Loin is simply bigger and allows you to create different cuts of meat (chunks, slices, flank steaks, etc).
Is your meat 3D printed?
Nope. We use a simple process involving a pinch of Newtonian physics, some beet juice, and a dash of intellectual property that giant giga-corporations would just looove to get their hands on. Hence the cryptic nature of this answer. But no, not 3D printed.
Are your ingredients GMO-free?
Yes.
Are your ingredients organic?
No, however, our products are produced in the European Union, where they must meet EU's strict standards (which are even stricter than the US). They require adherence to regulations regarding pesticide use and food safety. Even though they are not organic, we carefully select high-quality, non-GMO ingredients, and every product undergoes thorough testing and inspection to ensure safety, quality, and integrity.
Are your products Kosher?
I can’t imagine a cooler phrase to use at parties than “Yeah, I’m certifiably Kosher.” But, unfortunately, we can’t use that phrase because we are not kosher (yet).
Are your products gluten-free?
We don't use gluten in our products or in our production. BUT since we don't test every batch for small traces of gluten, they are not certified gluten-free.
What is the shelf life of your products?*
- Whole-Cut Loin
Unopened and refrigerated at 40°F–46°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 21 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be eaten within three days.
- Thick-Cut Filet
Unopened and refrigerated at 40°F–46°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 18 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be eaten within three days.
- Baby Ribs
Unopened and refrigerated at 40°F–46°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 21 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be eaten within three days.
- Meaty Meat
Unopened and refrigerated at 40°F–46°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 21 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be eaten within three days.
- Kinda Cod
Unopened and refrigerated at 35°F–45°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 21 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be consumed on the same day after opening.
- Kinda Salmon
Unopened and refrigerated at 35°F–45°F: products remain fresh until the expiration date printed on the side of the package. The expiration date is 21 days from the shipping date.
Unopened and stored in the freezer at ≤ -0°F: for up to 3 months.
*Once opened: products should be consumed on the same day after opening.
Storage Instructions
Store Juicy Marbles products in the refrigerator at 40°F–46°F until expiration date, or in the freezer at ≤ -0°F for up to 3 months.
If your meats arrive partially thawed (but cool to the touch), you can still refreeze them and use them within 3 months.
Is Juicy Marbles healthy?
In Europe, Juicy Marbles earned the highest possible Nutriscore of A (we’re told that’s a big deal).
Our products:
- are packed with essential micronutrients like iron and B12
- are high in fiber
- contain at least 20g of complete protein per serving
- contain zero cholesterol
- low saturated fat
TLDR, Juicy Marbles products contain less fat and no cholesterol. They're high in protein and vitamin B12 and are a great source of iron. All while providing the same SPR (sensual pleasure response 🫦)
How does Juicy Marbles compare to conventional meat?
Juicy Marbles products contain less fat and no cholesterol. They're high in protein and vitamin B12 and are a great source of iron. All while providing the same SPR (sensual pleasure response 🫦)
Are you planning to drop the prices?
Although we may appear to be a big, buff, international meat conglomerate, we are still a relatively small outfit. This means we don’t benefit from the same economies of scale huge companies do. That said, we are bent on world domination, and the more we scale, the more we will continue dropping prices.
The products are currently out of stock. When can I expect to be available again?
Our products are usually restocked within a few weeks. Please sign up to either one of our ‘Notify Me’ lists on the product pages or to our Juicy Newsletter to be notified when products come back in stock.
Where can I sign up for the newsletter and promotions?
Please scroll to the bottom of our web page and sign up under “Join the Juicy Newsletter.”
I signed up for the newsletter code but didn't get the discount code.
The message may be taking longer than usual to send. We recommend waiting an hour or so to be sure. Please also double-check the SPAM and ‘Promotions’ tabs in your email account to see if our message ended there. If not, please reach out to support.us@juicymarbles.com.