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Is Burrito

RICE, VEGGIES, BEANS, PICO DE GALLO, ASPARAGUS


French philosopher, Albert Camus, believed life held no inherent meaning—that we should simply embrace the absurdity of a meaningless existence. Despite his lazy ass theory, we can give Albert a pass. Because, of course, Albert was French, and there are no burritos in France. And had he seen this wondrous food’s ability to unite an absolute cosmic clusterfuck of ingredients into a neat container of nourishment and bliss, he would have understood that we already possess the meaning of life; the single unified theory of everything; the antidote to chaos…The burrito. And if that weren’t enough, it’s also great for meal prep! Make a few ‘ritos in advance, freeze em and keep for less glonky times. Stay fed, muchachos.



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 A Burrito Worth Rolling For

This plant-based burrito isn’t just absurdly good—it’s a celebration of flavor, texture, and joy. Make it, love it, and share it with the world.

Did you roll up a masterpiece? Tag us @juicymarbles and show us your burrito brilliance.

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