Patri-Hot Bundles

FEATURING BRAND NEW HOT VEGAN HONEY RIBS

The Baby Eagle

Save 22%

$129.99 $170.93

The Bald Eagle

Save 33%

$169.99 $251.90

The Full Eagle

Save 34%

$219.99 $340.87

This is no ordinary July 4th bundle. We created a BRAND NEW product just for the occasion.

Introducing: Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs. Our original Ribs, glazed with sticky vegan honey, lit up with real chili, and crafted for exactly one purpose: to be the patri-hottest thing on your grill this 4th of July. BUT BE WARNED: This is a one-time limited flavor drop. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. And the cheapest way to taste them is inside our 4th of July bundles.

Try the *one and only* batch—alongside our usual heavy hitters—and save up to 35%.   

With patri-hot-ic regards,

—Mr. Marbles

Each bundle contains:

	THE BABY EAGLE	THE BALD EAGLE	THE FULL EAGLE
Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs	2	3	4
Baby-Ribs	1	2	3
Thick-Cut Filets	4	4	6
Meaty Meat Pork-ish	2	3	3

Ingredients

Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Baby-Ribs Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:

WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (26%), NATURAL FLAVORS, SUNFLOWER OIL, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, ZINC GLUCONATE, SODIUM SELENITE, VITAMIN B12.

CONTAINS: SOY.

Nutrition

Thick-Cut Filet Nutrition:

Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113g):

Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).

Baby Ribs

Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150g):

Calories 320, Total Fat 16g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 720mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Iron 5.9mg (35% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).

Meaty Meat Pork-ish Nutrition:

Nutrition Facts per 6.35 oz (180g)

Calories: 310, Total Fat: 12g (15%), Saturated Fat: 2.2g (11%), Trans Fat: 0g, Cholesterol: 0mg (0%), Sodium: 880mg (38%), Total Carbohydrate: 18g (7%), Dietary Fiber: 11g (39%), Total Sugars: 3g (Includes 0g Added Sugars, 0%), Protein: 36g (76%), Vitamin D: 0mcg (0%), Calcium: 0mg (0%), Iron: 6.5mg (35%), Potassium: 0mg (0%), Vitamin B12: 90%, Zinc: 60%, Selenium: 60%. (60% DV)

Shipping

When will my order ship:

After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂

How is the product shipped?

We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.

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Gear Patrol

If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.

The Manual

Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.

Mens Health

A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.

The Verge

To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.

CNET

Shockingly close to real meat.

The Independent

Feels like a premium product.

Introducing: Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs

These Limited Edition Hot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs begin with sweetness. A generous lacquer of vegan honey draped over juicy, bone-in ribs. Then comes the heat. Not immediately. That would be too civilized. It creeps in slowly, lingers politely, then overstays its welcome in the most delightful way possible.

The ribs themselves are our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"

Our original Baby Ribs were named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.

Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.

Thick-Cut Filets

Our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.

Recently won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.

20g protein per serving.

Meaty-Meat Pork-ish

Voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.

Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.

36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?

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