Winter Comforts Bundles
Save up to 34% with our coziest deal of 2026.
Introducing: Winter Comforts Bundles!
Specially engineered by our expert team of “Comfort Maxxers” to improve all biomarkers of culinary coziness. Namely: “Resting Pleasure Rate,” “Oral Jubilation Factor,” “Intestinal Jolliness,” and “Erogenous Sensitivity to Gravy.”
Grab yours, enter a food coma, and wake up in spring—renewed.
Each bundle contains:
| SNUG | COZY | SO COMFY IT HURTS | |
| Thick-Cut Filets | 8 | 12 | 20 |
| Baby-Ribs | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 2 | 3 | 4 |
❄️ Weather impacts may delay deliveries for some regions. Check your tracking for updates. ❄️
Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Baby-Ribs Ingredients:
WATER,SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE(24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (26%), NATURAL FLAVORS, SUNFLOWER OIL, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, ZINC GLUCONATE, SODIUM SELENITE, VITAMIN B12.CONTAINS: SOY.
Thick-Cut Filet Nutrition:
Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113g): Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).
Baby Ribs Nutrition per 5.3 oz (150g):
Calories 320, Total Fat 16g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 720mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Iron 5.9mg (35% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Nutrition:
Serving Size: 6.35 oz (180g), Servings Per Container: 1, Calories: 310, Total Fat: 12g (15%), Saturated Fat: 2.2g (11%), Trans Fat: 0g, Cholesterol: 0mg (0%), Sodium: 880mg (38%), Total Carbohydrate: 18g (7%), Dietary Fiber: 11g (39%), Total Sugars: 3g (Includes 0g Added Sugars, 0%), Protein: 36g (76%), Vitamin D: 0mcg (0%), Calcium: 0mg (0%), Iron: 6.5mg (35%), Potassium: 0mg (0%), Vitamin B12: 90%, Zinc: 60%, Selenium: 60%. (60% DV)
When will my order ship:
After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂
How is the product shipped?
We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.
Thick-Cut Filet
Our OG Filet recently won ‘Best Meat Alternative’ on Vegan Food & Living.
One Filet feeds one person.
With the Snug Bundle, get 8x Filets
With the Cozy Bundle, get 12x Filets
With the So Comfy it Hurts Bundle, get 20x Filets
Baby-Ribs
Plant-based ribs with edible bones and 32g of protein/serving. Named PETA’s Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023.
Feeds 2-3 people.
With the Snug Bundle, get 2x Baby-Ribs
With the Cozy Bundle, get 2x Baby-Ribs
With the So Comfy it Hurts Bundle, get 4x Baby-Ribs
Meaty-Meat Pork-ish
Voted the ‘Best New Product of 2025’ by Vegan Food & Living, Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.
With the Snug Bundle, get 2x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
With the Cozy Bundle, get 3x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
With the So Comfy it Hurts Bundle, get 4x Meaty Meat Pork-ish
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Winter Comforts Bundles
Save up to 34% with our coziest deal of 2026.
Introducing: Winter Comforts Bundles!
Specially engineered by our expert team of “Comfort Maxxers” to improve all biomarkers of culinary coziness. Namely: “Resting Pleasure Rate,” “Oral Jubilation Factor,” “Intestinal Jolliness,” and “Erogenous Sensitivity to Gravy.”
Grab yours, enter a food coma, and wake up in spring—renewed.
Each bundle contains:
| SNUG | COZY | SO COMFY IT HURTS | |
| Thick-Cut Filets | 8 | 12 | 20 |
| Baby-Ribs | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 2 | 3 | 4 |