Creature Comforts Bundle
Stock up for spooky season and save a spine-chilling 31% with this ghoulishly grand bundle.
Spooky season’s here. Which can only mean one thing... Halloween parties galore! And that finger food ain’t gonna make itself. So, for the next two weeks, we’ve added this ghoulishly grand bundle of Halloween meats to the shop. It’s 31% off. More delicious than Bruce Campbell’s chin. And stacked with enough tender cuts to feed an army of darkness. (If you got that reference, you’re my people).
Grab yours before the offer ends Halloween Night!
The Creature Comforts bundle contains:
| Thick-Cut Filet | 2 Filets (1 pack) |
| Baby Ribs | 1 Rack |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 1 Pack |
| Whole-Cut Loin | 1 Loin |
| Kinda Cod | 2 Filets |
| Kinda Salmon | 2 Filets |
Thick-Cut Filet Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (27%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE JUICE (COLOR), CARRAGEENAN, METHYLCELLULOSE, VITAMIN B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Whole-Cut Loin Ingredients:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12
CONTAINS: SOY.
Baby-Ribs Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVORS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, APPLE EXTRACT, SALT, VITAMIN B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish Ingredients:
WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (26%), NATURAL FLAVORS, SUNFLOWER OIL, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, YEAST EXTRACT, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, ZINC GLUCONATE, SODIUM SELENITE, VITAMIN B12.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Kinda Cod Ingredients:
MYCOPROTEIN (45%), WATER, MARINADE (9%) (WATER, CANOLA OIL, VINEGAR, SALT, SPICES, STARCH, HERBS, NATURAL FLAVOR), CANOLA OIL, CORN FIBER, METHYLCELLULOSE, CARRAGEENAN, SALT, ALGAL OIL (CONTAINS DHA AND EPA), KONJAC GUM, VITAMINS (PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), FOLIC ACID, CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12)), RAPESEED PROTEIN.
MAY CONTAIN: TRACES OF SOY.
Kinda Salmon Ingredients:
MYCOPROTEIN (28%), SOY PROTEIN EXTRUDATE (WATER, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE), WATER, MARINADE (15%) (WATER, SPICES, CANOLA OIL, WHITE VINEGAR, SALT, STARCH, PAPRIKA EXTRACT, NATURAL FLAVOR), CANOLA OIL, CANOLA PROTEIN, POTATO PROTEIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, KONJAC GUM, METHYLCELLULOSE, SALT, CARRAGEENAN, ALGAL OIL (CONTAINS DHA AND EPA), VITAMINS (PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), FOLIC ACID, CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12)), CITRIC ACID, BETA-CAROTENE.
CONTAINS: SOY.
Thick-Cut Filet
Nutrition Facts per 4 oz (113 g), 2 servings per container:
Calories 180, Total Fat 8 g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9 g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 350 mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7 g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20 g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.4 mg (30% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).
Whole-Cut Loin
Serving size: 4 oz (113g)
Calories 180, Total Fat 8g (10% DV), Saturated Fat 0.9g (5% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 350mg (15% DV), Total Carbohydrate 9g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 7g (25% DV), Total Sugars 2g, Includes 0g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 20g (40% DV), Vitamin D 0mg (0% DV), Calcium 0mg(0% DV), Potassium 0mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (60% DV).
Baby Ribs
Nutrition Facts per 5.3 oz (150 g):
Calories 320, Total Fat 16 g (21% DV), Saturated Fat 1.9 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 720 mg (31% DV), Total Carbohydrate 17 g (6% DV), Dietary Fiber 15 g (54% DV), Total Sugars 2 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 32 g (64% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 5.9 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (80% DV).
Meaty Meat Pork-ish
Nutrition Facts per 6.35 oz (180 g):
Calories 310, Total Fat 12 g (15% DV), Saturated Fat 2.2 g (11% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 880 mg (38% DV), Total Carbohydrate 18 g (7% DV), Dietary Fiber 11 g (39% DV), Total Sugars 3 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 36 g (76% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 6.5 mg (35% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B12 (90% DV), Zinc (60% DV), Selenium (60% DV).
Kinda Cod
Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 190, Total Fat 15 g (19% DV), Saturated Fat 2 g (10% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 680 mg (30% DV), Total Carbohydrate 2 g (1% DV), Dietary Fiber 9 g (32% DV), Total Sugars 0 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 7 g (14% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (35% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (45% DV).
Kinda Salmon
Nutrition Facts per 3.8 oz (110 g):
Calories 230, Total Fat 17 g (22% DV), Saturated Fat 1.8 g (9% DV), Trans Fat 0 g, Polyunsaturated Fat 1.2 g, Cholesterol 0 mg (0% DV), Sodium 770 mg (33% DV), Total Carbohydrate 7 g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 5 g (18% DV), Total Sugars <1 g, Includes 0 g Added Sugars (0% DV), Protein 13 g (26% DV), Vitamin D 0 mcg (0% DV), Calcium 0 mg (0% DV), Iron 0 mg (0% DV), Potassium 0 mg (0% DV), Vitamin B6 (30% DV), Folate (40% DV), Vitamin B12 (40% DV), Omega-3 Fatty Acids 1.3 g (of which DHA 129 mg and EPA 81 mg).
*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
When will my order ship:
After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂
How is the product shipped?
We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.
Inside the Creature Comforts Bundle
Thick-Cut Filets & Whole-Cut Loin
The Thick-Cut Filets are our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.
They won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.
Then there's the biggest, most insulting piece of plant-meat ever conceived and the home-chef's most faithful companion. The Winner of 'Top 100 Products of the Year' from Gear Patrol.
The party pleaser you can use for meat plates, roasts, or wellingtons. You can roast, grill, broil, or pan-fry it. Carve it into filets, chunks, or slices. Heck, pull it apart with your bare hands. It’s raw and unseasoned, giving you full creative control.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish & Baby Ribs
Our Meaty Meat was voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.
Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of protein-packed tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.
36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?
Then there’s our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"
Our Baby Ribs were named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.
Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.
Kinda Cod & Kinda Salmon
Delicate, flaky, subtly briny, and suspiciously good with just a little butter and lemon. Kinda Cod is a raw, unseasoned fillet that plays nicely with everything from tacos to curries, chowders, and Sunday dinners.
Some proteins politely blend into the background. Salmon never got that memo. Rich, juicy, and delicately seasoned with pink pepper and lemon, this is the kind of centerpiece that makes the rest of dinner sort itself out.
What people are saying...
If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.
Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.
A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.
To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.
Shockingly close to real meat.
Feels like a premium product.